R. Kelly to perform at Trump's Inauguration

"Wacko" (wacko--) 01/11/2017 at 11:27 • Filed to: None

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404 - User No Longer Available > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 11:33

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So just a few post down there’s discussion about Trump’s Golden Showers, now there’s R.Kelly.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/whats-the-big-deal-1791068650

Wacko > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/11/2017 at 11:34

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Sorry I had too.

but didn’t see any R kelly jokes in there

DipodomysDeserti > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 11:37

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Drip

Drip

Drip

PatBateman > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 11:40

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I both think that the news report is ridiculous and love your post at the same time.

Wacko > PatBateman 01/11/2017 at 11:42

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wait did a news network report this??

WilliamsSW > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 11:42

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COTD. This is GOLD!

LongbowMkII > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 11:43

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Buzzfeed. Then CNN.

LongbowMkII > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 11:45

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News: Trump reveals plans to deal with liquid assets.

Wacko > LongbowMkII 01/11/2017 at 11:45

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Ha, thought I was being original, but I just searched it too.

Many Trickle down jokes are being made too.

Wacko > LongbowMkII 01/11/2017 at 11:47

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LongbowMkII > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 11:52

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You just made me realize I didn’t get my lemonade from penn station. Damnit.

Svend > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 11:54

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If Scatman John was still alive, he would of been the most suitable for it.

Wacko > LongbowMkII 01/11/2017 at 11:57

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I don’t get it

Wacko > LongbowMkII 01/11/2017 at 12:36

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Pence Is number Two

Trump is Number one right?

Wacko > LongbowMkII 01/11/2017 at 12:42

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TheHondaBro > Svend 01/11/2017 at 12:48

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“Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man. Tell me about the color of your soul.”

Wacko > DipodomysDeserti 01/11/2017 at 12:51

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Svend > TheHondaBro 01/11/2017 at 12:54

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Is that Scatman John as your profile pic?

TheHondaBro > Svend 01/11/2017 at 12:57

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Yep.

Svend > TheHondaBro 01/11/2017 at 12:59

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Lol. I can’t think of Scatman without being disturbed by the other definition of scat.

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 14:24

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R. Kelly has a history with umm... shower sports.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 15:45

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COTD

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 01/11/2017 at 16:07

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This Trump tweet brought to you by Dr. Zoidberg’s Tasty Doggo Treats - now with 2.2% more Toyota 22re flavoring!

This Scatman John guy is totally overrated. I prefer piss parties over scat like my good friend Sean Hannity does. Does anybody call him by the way? We should call him up during the state of the union bigly. Crooked Obama prefers no fetishes. Media very unfair! SAD!

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 16:40

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This comment has been deleted due to not getting the joke.

Wacko > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential 01/11/2017 at 16:53

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google R. Kelly and Pee

404 - User No Longer Available > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 18:09

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Is it bad that I actually remember the lyrics of the song?

Wacko > 404 - User No Longer Available 01/11/2017 at 19:43

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Not really, I was singing it while I went to pee right after I posted it.

Chappelle’s show was really, really funny.

I still use “is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch” with a few friends.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/11/2017 at 19:56

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404 - User No Longer Available > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 20:13

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I’m rich biatch! *toot* *toot*

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 21:53

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Did you see the jokes on Twitter? Comedy ... gold.

Wacko > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 01/11/2017 at 22:33

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Actually don’t twitter and don’t Facebook.

My only online presence is here on oppo.

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 22:37

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same, but once in a while when notable something happens I check what the twits are saying

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Wacko 01/11/2017 at 23:29

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Not Kanye? I thought that’s what they talked about at Trump Tower.

Tapas > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 01/11/2017 at 23:39

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twats* ftfy

But even after I lower my ass on the throne, I piss first and then take a giant dump.

People who lack any scatological inclination should stay clear of Trump.

Wacko > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/12/2017 at 00:04

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Don’t know, why is he also a fan of golden showers.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Wacko 01/12/2017 at 00:07

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Not as big a fan as he is of himself.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Wacko 01/12/2017 at 06:49

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that’s his career finished.

if not already.

Wacko > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/12/2017 at 07:22

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Google r.kelly piss on you.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Wacko 01/12/2017 at 07:29

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OH!

Wacko > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/12/2017 at 07:32

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Drip,

Drip

Drip.

Was a joke since the trump Reddit hookers story.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Wacko 01/12/2017 at 07:34

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i was hearing something about Trump and golden showers and wasn’t interested enough to look into it further.

Wacko > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/12/2017 at 08:45

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i didn’t look at the details, i just made a stupid connection to r.kelly.

but looks like the internet was faster than me again.

You win again people of the internet.

450X_FTW > Wacko 01/12/2017 at 10:11

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Plot twist, it’ll be Dave Chappelle dressed as R Kelly performing his hit song “i’m gonna pee on you”

Wacko > 450X_FTW 01/12/2017 at 10:47

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Drip,

Drip,

Drip

I’m gonna piss on you

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/12/2017 at 11:53

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He can always remix it

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/12/2017 at 13:00

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I think I’ll pass on knowing the story behind that too.

NJAnon > Wacko 01/12/2017 at 19:52

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Well, it was pretty strange when those that saw the video were surprised when Robert Kelly said it wasn’t him. I mean unles R Kelly works with the movie studios to get body doubles, (which would still be weird to get a body double for some amateur XXX video) there was no way it wasn’t him.